Hilarious! I'm so doing this.
The part about taking an extra drink when one of her cutesy made-up abbreviations is followed by an explaination of what it means...brilliant. It always drives me nuts when she does the "EVOO...(extra vergin olive oil)" thing. Whay not just say "Extra virgin olive oil"?!?!?
But I think one needs to be added for the dramatic "OMG this food is sex" eye roll when she's tasting something.